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The fact that I work for the NFL put me in a unique position to present this video. It turns out, much like the moon landing, the Super Bowl is fake. It’s decided well before hand, scripted out, and then shot.
That’s right everyone, the Super Bowl is decided over a game of Super Tecmo Bowl for the NES. Don’t believe me? I don’t blame you! So I smuggled this video out of the building, and have set it loose on the internet for the world to see. This is how it all goes down people. It may seem a little far-fetched, but truth is truth.