There once was a tall dragon who walked into a bar.
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He asked for a drink, but couldn’t get very far.
The bartender croaked, "Dragons OK, but only if you’re green and mean."
Purple as a McDonaldland pal, the dragon took a graceful bow
And left for a tower up high.
Every Tuesday, he still visits an arcade nearby.
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