• Barrit

    “(e.g., ‘I have hungry—you have big egg ro’ for me, Duke,’ ‘If you supply the dancing, I’ll supply the pole,’ and ‘I’ll need something naughty to play with.’). ”

    I lol’d, hard.

  • http://www.nisamerica.com NickyD

    The ESRB is the best marketing tool. Seriously.

  • Yusaku_Matsuda70s

    Now that’s a shit-load of spoilers right there…

    Sounds just like the ol’ Duke! Except as a child I laughed with him, but now I can only laugh at him. Still, as long as I’m entertained…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lindsay-Gurr/644469767 Lindsay Gurr

    Operation Cock block? *sigh* Duke Nukem, you are the best at being what you are XD anyone that says otherwise needs to loosen up XD

    • http://chronotwist.deviantart.com/ JustThisOne

      That picture made my day.

  • Yukito

    So, rated E for Everyone, right?

  • http://twitter.com/SSFF6B Jeffrey

    Why are there so many content descriptors? It should just have one: It’s Duke Nukem.

  • Croix

    ESRB: They do a wonderful thing, evaluating games for the sake of worried parents and such, and are a rather useful tool, for those concerned about what their children are playing to draw on.

    But here’s what I wonder; aside from the altruistic side of what they do, I wonder if they really get a kick out of being able to preview games way before most everyone else gets to. I mean, it’s easy to say this not being that involved with it, but with all due respect to the ESRB, at times it sounds like a pretty sweet job.

    • rock1644

      They do not actually play the games they rate, they watch a video of showcasing various parts of the game and determine a rating based on that.

      • Joanna

        I’d love to get paid for doing that! It actually sounds like a lot of fun. But I love picking things apart (like movies).

  • DanteJones

    That’s odd. It could just be me, but I didn’t see anything in the ESRB about mentions of having balls of steel.

    • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/TFGS777QS4JSATU7EVVQE6FZBU yengk

      Dude, that comment is made of win.

  • YoungTeeth

    I like how this is considered to be on the same level as Ar Tonelico Qoga. People are weird.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ex-Detsu/100001670613988 Ex Detsu

      Isn’t it?

      • Joanna

        Well Qoga, from my understanding, only has nudity and sexual innuendo, whereas this game has extreme violence and gore, which should, theoretically, put it above Qoga. Honestly, I don’t see nudity as a big deal…violence on the other hand, especially gory violence, disturbs me and creeps me out…that is of course my personal opinion.

    • Joanna

      Got an M rating? I’d thought it would be AO since it has quite a lot of gore and nudity. Weird indeed.

  • http://myfigurecollection.net/collection/ashgail Ashgail

    This and bulletstorm are the FPS’ that I’m looking forward to play to, although i haven’t acquired bulletstorm yet

    • SolidusSnake

      Bulletstorm is amazing violent fun, I HIGHLY recommend it. They just nailed the fun factor on this one. Aside from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (which is really survival horror, anyway), I haven’t had this much fun with a FPS since Painkiller at least. Perfect controls, weird and effective weapons, great gimmicks like the leash, a system that rewards you for killing your enemies in ridiculously OTT ways, hilarious story chock full of juvenile humor, an environment that’s as deadly as your guns (for the enemies at least!) and the sheer, visceral excitement of literally shotgunning your enemies into a wall of spikes (VOODOO DOLL!), what more could you ask for?

      It’s shooter heaven. Also, Serrano is the funniest mass murderer ever.

      • http://myfigurecollection.net/collection/ashgail Ashgail

        Sorry for the late reply… Yeah, I tried Bulletstorm’s demo and was amazed. I’ll probably pick it up once the price drops… I’ve got several priorities before Bulletstorm. Ar Tonelico and Yakuza awaits me! XD

  • darkfox1

    This game is gonna be awesome

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1472407455 Charles Lupula

    Ah, Duke, stay classy. lol

  • MisterDandylion

    I’m in…

    I mean…

    DAMN…

    That’s a hardcore summary! :O

  • Phoenix_Apollo

    I wonder how many people have been waiting for this day? It’s like the last benchmark before it gets released.

  • http://twitter.com/ChaseBurr Chase Bonner

    Hahaha, 7 descriptors. Swag!

  • PrinceHeir

    “If you supply the dancing, I’ll supply the pole,’ and ‘I’ll need something naughty to play with.”

    lol duke’s funny as ever :P

  • neocatzon

    for someone who’s new to duke nukem, the review sold me XD

  • Kai2591

    Take it easy, as they say. lol.

    They’re only ‘implied’ acts anyway~

  • http://twitter.com/gabriel_may_uk Gabriel May

    So that will be a 12+ rating for it then.

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