Shadows of the Damned’s Johnson Gives A Brief Account Of His Boning Adventures

By Ishaan . June 2, 2011 . 11:01pm

Another week, another Shadows of the Damned trailer riddled with sex jokes.


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  • Goddamnit! I left my maturity in the other room. I’ll be right back.

  • mikanko

    While the over the top voice acting I’ve heard for this is great so far, and compliments the game muchly, I’d love a Japanese language track with Brook’s seiyuu as Johnson.

    • puchinri

      Hah! That would be hilarious. And fitting.

  • Johnson…. That’s sick.

  • My Johnson wasn’t too excited to be honest.

  • Crimson_Cloud

    Hmm, not feeling anything for this one. I consider vulgarity and sex jokes the lowest kind of marketing to get people buy this as it sounds ”cool”. Underneath seems to be quite a shallow game, although I could be wrong. 

    • puchinri

      Yeah, pretty much. There can be humor in it, but pandering about it and dragging it out just leaves it kinda meh. It does seem like it could have its highlights (and the folks behind it are enough reason to play), but some (okay most) of the heavy sexuality is getting kinda yawn-inducing.

  • I like games with vulgarity so I assume I’d enjoy this one if I got it lol he seemed… into it. However I’d have to see more before I decide.

  • puchinri

    Even though I’m finding most if not all of the sex jokes so far to be funny, I wonder if they’re going to be the only humor that the game is going to rely on? They’re getting a lot of focus now it seems.
    (And inb4 sex sells, because plenty of things sell well enough without sex. And I didn’t buy NMH for the sexiness, though it was a bonus.)

    And Garcia sounds sexier here. Speak to me more, darling~. ♥ I would make a comment about his girlfriend not being around, but considering why she’s missing, there’s no humor in that. 

  • gatotsu911

    So basically he’s an R-rated Wheatley?

  • Draculoid

    Man not enough positive in these comments! Need i remind you by the looks of the trailers i’ve seen, a SINGLE enemy names George Impersonates your dead girlfriend, rips out of her to be a freaky bondage/meat/sharp object demon that chases you, burst out of that form into a Man/Goat creature, gains mystical spears of light and rides a horse, then rips out and eats his horses heart to grow giant with his intestines ripping out of his stomache like snakes by the end. That’s just one boss.

    Sorry for the run-un sentence but I’m just trying to keep the faith :P I’m sure it will be a funny, enjoyable and unique game with alot of humour.

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