Stop Me If You’ve Heard This Before… A Bear Walks Into An Art Store…

By Eugene . December 1, 2013 . 2:00pm

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OK before anyone throws a brick in my face (Extra points again for first to comments on where that in-joke hails from) for leading you in here with that kind of headline, hear me out.

 

We’ve discovered that Halfbrick, the developers behind stupidly popular games such as Raskulls, Fruit Ninja and surprisingly good Jetpack Joyride have filed a trademark for a mysterious new game called, wait for it… Bears Vs. Art. The trademark has been filed as software for smartphones, PC’s, handhelds and consoles.

 

Since it hasn’t even been officially announced by Halfbrick, we don’t know anything about it. However, the possibilities are endless with this one. Sentient Bears? Perhaps right now you’re getting horrible, horrible flashbacks to Warhammer Online and its infamous “Bears Bears Bears” video? We’ll make up for it with this legend of a bear below.

 

 

Also, if you think something like a bear walking into a store is the best setup for a corny joke, you might want to check this clip out too.

 

Because, you  know, BEARS.


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  • PoweredByHentai

    What? No fancy puns like “It BEARS notice that Halfbrick just filed a trademark” or something like that?

    • Rake

      >Bear puns..

      This fella comes into mind when I hear those…

      • BossBullet

        But teddy bearly said any unbearly bad puns

  • DesmaX

    Jokes aside, Jetpack Joyride is one of my favorite games on the phone.

    I can bearly wait to hear more

  • Strain42

    I dunno if I’d call Jetpack Joyride “surprisingly good” it looked awesome, and it was. Where’s the surprise in that?

    Anyway, it’s always nice to hear that Halfbrick has a new project in the works (though I wasn’t the biggest fan of Fish Out of Water)

    I’m still really waiting for them to hurry up and release Colossatron though. That game looks like it’s gonna be a lot of fun.

  • Jettythesunfish

    This is unbearable.




    I’m sorry…

    • InfectedAI

      Teddie?

      • Servant BerserCAR

        Nope! It’s Chuck Testa.

  • John Diamond

    Yeah i heard it, it’s a good one
    ‘A bear walks into the an art store’
    ‘You alright mate’
    ‘Yeah, got any new exhibits?’
    ‘nah’
    ‘ok’

  • NTaiyokun

    Slow news day, huh?

    • M’iau M’iaut

      It’s Sunday, so our goal is to put a smile on that face while the bear eats ya!

      • NTaiyokun

        I HAVE THE SMILE OF A REAL SUPER SAND STUCK ON MY FACE IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

      • TheGameTagerZ

        Beary good.

  • http://thespellcraftcolumn.wordpress.com Rudolph Consuegra

    Please tell me there’s a Game of Thrones collaboration. (Look at the top picture and you’ll see what I mean.)

  • d19xx

    Joke’s on the bear.

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