By Eugene . February 23, 2014 . 3:30pm
LISTEN UP! YOU MAGGOTS HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR FAR TOO LONG! And now it’s time for us to change that. We’re back with a new, manlier-than-ever Be A Man! Samurai School: Japan, This Is What’s Called Being A Man! video showcasing more of the machismo that makes MANLY MEN tick!
And if you’re not happy with that then we’ve got the right kind of physical and mental training for you: Push ups on top of a set of spikes and a huge crushing slab of stone we’ll drop on your back!
The video also reveals that the game will ship with a map editor! Be the most MANLY man and make the most deviously dangerous stage possible, before sending it via the cloud to anyone who wants to have a go at it. Perhaps you’ll include the spiked fruits?
If that isn’t your thing, perhaps the ability to sonically attack foes with the strength of your MANLY vocal lungs should be enough to get you excited, or getting your brothers in arms involved by sitting on top of you in a Disgaea-style human tower? Stick around for the special ending too.
Be A Man! Samurai School: Japan, This Is What’s Called Being A Man! headed to the PlayStation 3 February 27th, and if you’re a MANLY MAN you’d have already been waiting in line RIGHT NOW while reading this, even after ordering the most MANLY special edition ever made.