MANLY MEN Do Push-Ups With Spikes Placed Under Them

By Eugene . February 23, 2014 . 3:30pm

 

LISTEN UP! YOU MAGGOTS HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING FOR FAR TOO LONG! And now it’s time for us to change that. We’re back with a new, manlier-than-ever Be A Man! Samurai School: Japan, This Is What’s Called Being A Man! video showcasing more of the machismo that makes MANLY MEN tick!

 

And if you’re not happy with that then we’ve got the right kind of physical and mental training for you: Push ups on top of a set of spikes and a huge crushing slab of stone we’ll drop on your back!

 

The video also reveals that the game will ship with a map editor! Be the most MANLY man and make the most deviously dangerous stage possible, before sending it via the cloud to anyone who wants to have a go at it. Perhaps you’ll include the spiked fruits?

 

If that isn’t your thing, perhaps the ability to sonically attack foes with the strength of your MANLY vocal lungs should be enough to get you excited, or getting your brothers in arms involved by sitting on top of you in a Disgaea-style human tower? Stick around for the special ending too.

 

Be A Man! Samurai School: Japan, This Is What’s Called Being A Man! headed to the PlayStation 3 February 27th, and if you’re a MANLY MAN you’d have already been waiting in line RIGHT NOW while reading this, even after ordering the most MANLY special edition ever made.


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  • 永次

    Sakigake!! Otokojuku: Nihon yo, Kore ga Otoko de aru!!

  • MitsukiIX

    this game is missing sparkles…

  • Valtiel Ikari

    I do push ups with chainsaws under me!

  • Warren

    Do women love guys that can do this? If so I will start by doing push up now and work my way up to spikes underneath for more motivation.

  • harmonyworld

    These are highschool students?????

    • Minos

      I read this Manga a while back.

      A lot of the students were over 25 year old, the Mangaka didn’t give a damn about most things, age included.

      • Shippoyasha

        Just like Gamagoori in Kill la Kill for a recent example and Freddie in Cromartie High a while ago. Many of them could pass for 40 year olds!

        • Minos

          There is a chapter when Gamagoori says that how old he is, he said that the “Waited for Satsuki”, but can’t remember how many years were, I think he is 20-22 or so, can’t remember.

          • Flip

            he’s 20

          • Ni ~Algidus~

            he waited 3 years. thus making him a 20 years old danshi koukousei

      • fairysun

        Yes, one of the badass character has ruled the school for over than 10 years. But we don’t really care about it, right? When we read the manga, we want to be entertained by over-the-top fighting style and manly spirit(that only Kenshiro can match).
        One example of the weird fighting style.

  • RichyGaming

    This manga looks interesting enough to check out

    • Γεώργιος Αρχαιοκαπηλίδης

      The manga and the anime are great. Avoid the live action movie. Then again, most live action based on anime/manga suck (with few exceptions like Cromartie High School).

  • Renaldi Saputra

    so manly

  • TheGameTagerZ

    This game looks bad…

    Not hating on the series at all. Just this game I have a weird feeling about it.

  • ZEROthefirst

    This is not Muscle March! The manliness is a lie!!!

  • DanielGearSolid

    This reminds me of Kenka Bancho for some reason. Looooove that game

  • KnifeAndFork

    Be A Man!
    Samurai School: Japan,
    This Is What’s Called Being A Man!

    Sakigake!!
    Otokojuku: Nihon yo, Kore ga Otoko de aru!!

    Be A Man!
    Samurai School: Japan,
    This Is What’s Called Being A Man!

    Sakigake!!
    Otokojuku: Nihon yo, Kore ga Otoko de aru!!

    Be A Man!
    Samurai School: Japan,
    This Is What’s Called Being A Man!

    Sakigake!!
    Otokojuku: Nihon yo, Kore ga Otoko de aru!!

    Be A Man!
    Samurai School: Japan,
    This Is What’s Called Being A Man!

    Sakigake!!
    Otokojuku: Nihon yo, Kore ga Otoko de aru!!

    Sounds like a chorus to a rap song.

    They should localize it and make one…

  • http://www.google.com/ LuckRequired

    Video narrator sounds like he has a gun pointed to his head.

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