• Chaos_Knight

    It must be tough for Abe to be president. He slayed vampires and now he turns into a zombie.

    • Alt-Encephalon

      on the plus side his blood is now congealed to the point he no longer needs to worry about being bitten.

  • Glaesum

    It sounds as though his English vocabulary is a bit off if he is using “racier” as a term for “an ethnicity other than Caucasian” but that depends on the reader.

    • DeadLineDance

      racy [rey-see] adjective, rac·i·er, rac·i·est.

      1. slightly improper or indelicate; suggestive; risqué.

  • Mnstrzero00

    But alas Obama zombie was not fit for this world. He will live on in our hearts and minds, alongside sexy zombie Michelle Obama.

    • Alt-Encephalon

      meanwhile ninja zombie Bill Clinton continues to be a complete badass.

  • Just Tim

    Even though I’m not even necro for zombies in real life, I find it ironic how Square Enix is cashing into America’s obsession with zombies in Japan but not Capcom with a business-sensible Marvel Zombies DLC for Halloween.

  • Xerain

    Yea, but why woudl I want zombie cards anyway? Let alone non existent zombie cards I can’t actually hold. I kinda takes the magic out of it when you can no longer pretend you have the soul of this actual creature trapped inside this actual piece of paper.

  • DeadLineDance

    When he says “The Walking Dead” is popular in Japan, I wonder if he meant the video game or the TV show (or both).

    • God

      Maybe he meant the comic, you know, the one from where the other 2 come from…

      • DeadLineDance

        Sorry, God, you know that I hate zombies and only clicked on this because I’m a history major. It’s the way you made me, can’t help myself.

        • God

          Don’t blame this on me you bastard! I created humanity, and gave it free will, i didn’t create YOU, nor your personality.

    • Andrew Vrba

      Well in Japan, the show is re-cut, so it appears that Daryl is Tsundere for Rick.

  • k.b.a.

    sick of cards and zombies from every angle but yknow good on thosewho love them

  • God

    All i see when i look at that blonde girl is Paz.

    • Brandonmkii

      Surprise, it’s not a girl.

      • God

        WUT?!

        • Brandonmkii

          Yeah, that’s Oliver. He’s a street kid that helps you out at the beginning

          • God

            My penis is confused… (not really but it needed to be said.)

          • Ash_Riot

            God’s penis is confused? Didn’t you create everything?

          • God

            Does your father decide when you get a boner?

  • Andrew Vrba

    A better question would have been “This game is a jack of all trades, but a master of none. Why couldn’t you have chosen ONE genre for this game and just STUCK with it?”

  • Ash_Riot

    Should have asked “Mr. Ito, are you stuck on mobile phone game duty forever now? And whatever happened to Active Dimension Battle System?”

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