This Turn Based Strategy Game Involves Mite-Sized Romans Flinging Poop

By Eugene . May 31, 2014 . 2:00pm


One should expect silly things in Witching Hour Studio’s Romans In My Carpet!. The turn based strategy game for smartphones features bedbug-sized Roman and Britannian soldiers vying for supremacy of new territory: A college dorm room.



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What started as a serious wargame more in line with Witching Hour’s Ravenmark series morphed along the way into a pixel-art based comedy, though everything under the hood is still rooted in turn-based standards. Except instead of rocks, catapults fling poop and cavalry ride spiders into battle.


Since you’re in a dorm room, terrain backdrops include Dungeons & Dragons figurine deities, backdrops of unidentified food crusts, four-sided dice mountains and more.



Romans In My Carpet! is now available on iOS and Android.

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    • Gemlit

      Although it’s on iPhone, it’s also about flinging poop which can be another negative. So, does this mean that this game score so far is a (-2), an E (in golf standards), or a double negative which becomes a positive?

  • chibidw

    Battle Bugs!

  • Callonia

    *flings poo at next comment.*

  • ZnTxn

    Is this a shitty game? :V

  • Souffrir

    Oh, god, Singapore has discovered dubstep.

    Heaven help us all.

  • s07195

    I may be in uni, but thank goodness I haven’t gotten to the point of pooping in my room. 0_0

  • Aristides

    And as such these devs have shown us what being an indie is all about. Brilliant! A PC ver would also be cool.

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