Wii Fit Trainer Catches Some Rays In New Super Smash Bros. Screenshots

By Ishaan . October 14, 2013 . 2:06pm

The latest batch of Super Smash Bros. screenshots sees Wii Fit Trainer sunbathing (she does look a little pale) atop what seems to be an airplane from PilotWings. Meanwhile, we’ve got Samus and Pit giving each other the old stare down, while the Links play a dangerous game of catch.

 


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  • https://twitter.com/BinksFrost Binks5

    woah fox! chill out

    • http://s1.zetaboards.com/Espada_of_Alexandria/index/ konpon568

      How can he? In most of his appearances in screenshots since E3, he has been treated like a punching bag? Not to mention… the Villager draws near!

  • Askray

    Dat ass.

    • Invisbin

      I’d smash.

      • idrawrobots

        I will fight you for the final smash orb.

    • DesmaX

      • http://vanilladice.deviantart.com/ Dice

        ..

      • Warboss Aohd

        dat made me laugh ratha hard.

  • LightZero

    I always did love beautiful women in yoga pants…

    • grevlinghore

      We all do <3

  • Guest

    3DS version looks better and better every week!

  • Chaos_Knight

    So she does a Spinal Twist even when knocked down.

    She REALLY knows how to stay fit at all times.

  • d19xx

    10/10 would smash.

  • NightzeroAX
    • Warboss Aohd

      where did that even come from?

      • ShadowDivz

        Doesn’t matter,it applies.

  • hazelnut1112

    I kinda want Wii Fit Train to sit on me, maybe have my head between her thighs….
    Screw you guys, I kinda want it.

    • PreyMantis

      In words of Pokémon trainer Red: “…”

    • Linhua

      .-. I can completely understand your desire for this but… why the hell is everyone saying that…??

      … wait… you’re that same guy from Screw Attack, aren’t you… XD

      … I thought your comment looked oddly familiar.

      … I just vaguely remember a King Dedede with a Hazelnut name next to it.

      • hazelnut1112

        Well then, this is pretty damn awkward…

        • Linhua

          … I must apologize for my lack of considerable tact. I have completely exposed your identity without so much as a thought.

  • Tonton Ramos

    Toon Link: Fuck this shit! *throws bomb at Adult Link’s shield… deflects*
    I don’t wanna know the ending of this…

  • Göran Isacson

    While the image of the Wii Fit trainer showcasing the results of her training is an eye-catcher, for some reason I can’t stop looking at the picture of Sonic straight-up spin-kicking Bowser in the jaw… is Sonic really that tall? Or has Bowser somehow shrunk?

    • Linhua

      … I was looking at that too. He DID kinda shrink… lol. Remember how tall he was against Mario in Mario 64…?

  • Linhua

    … i’m not gonna lie… I came here for the very pleasing WFT photo.

    … she’d be a perfect replacement for the Tempur-Pedic commercial and Logo.

    … Catching sunrays, my ass, Nintendo. We saw what you did there.

  • Touma

    I’m gonna quote yahtzee here on the wii fit trainer. “it gives me the sense of midget on giraffe porn. I’m certainly not getting off on this but i know somebody is. and thats what makes me uncomfortable.”

  • Audie Bakerson

    Please don’t use “Rays” in a smash related post that has nothing to do with robots or Bryce. It can only end in disappointment.

  • Warboss Aohd

    incomin’ rule 34 in 3….2…

    • yomachaser

      34? There’s loads of wii fit trainer hentai…..or so I’ve heard…..from science.

      • Linhua

        … he might be referring to the pose she’s in.

        … according to Rule 34… this position has yet to be posted in any over the top sexual way.

        • ShadowDivz

          Give it time…

  • SlickRoach

    So people like WFT because they’re sexually attracted to her? So the key to making likable characters is tight clothes and curves then?

    • Virevolte

      Curves are everything. Look at how much Pikachu is loved !

    • J_Joestar

      no no no…
      but you can’t deny that it can help people keep an open mind.

    • ShadowDivz

      No no no. They like her because she’s totally not normal.
      No one thought of her when wii fit came out, but now that she’s cool enough to be in brawl, we all realize how hot she is.

      It’s not that we didn’t like her before. It’s just we didn’t notice her before.

      Like that nerd chick in highschool. You never realize how hot she is until she takes off her glasses.

  • ShadowDivz

    You know what? I don’t care that she’s gray or paler than a wall.
    Any girl with a body like that (and that cute hairstyle) is worth plowing getting to know.

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