The Touching Tale Of Super Smash Bros.

By Ishaan . January 14, 2014 . 2:30pm

See if you can piece together the story of these Super Smash Bros. characters.

 

 

This giant gallery of high-resolution screenshots is from Nintendo of Europe, and is a mix of old and new screens. You can view the rest of the gallery below.

 

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  • Kaitsu

    So basically, Rosalina comes in and makes all the girls lesbians with her magic?

    • Mugiwara

      Now that you mention it… O.o’

    • Prinnydoom

      I’d be ok with that.

  • Engi3Piece

    Princesse peach is a slut. And Zelda just wants to be love

    • http://twitter.com/puchixseda puchinri

      She’s not a slut. She just knows what she wants and can get it. Get it, princess! Er, Peach. Zelda should just try for someone else now. Or join Peach’s harem.

    • Haganeren

      I would blame more the guys than Peach for that…

      • Engi3Piece

        peach needs to learn some self control, you don’t go around taking other princesses’ guys.

        • Haganeren

          Why not ? They are not married or anything. And Link didn’t fight much this kind of “evil” either…

  • Kenny Loh

    YAY, wii U game !!! xDD

  • Prinnydoom

    22nd Picture: Peach finds a new way to get airborne………….eat a hell of a lot of curry.

  • fairysun

    The Legend of Zelda: Searching for Triforce of Love.

    Seriously, if Zelda is this awesome, the next LoZ should be about Zelda …. rescuing Link …
    and Kingdom of Hyrule ….
    from Ganondorf ….
    barefooted ….
    while snowing ……

    • DragKudo

      Set before wind waker.. Details the fall of Hyrule and How Zelda/Sheik saved the remaining people? IIRC Link is the only one who can kill Ganon

      • Miss_Madness

        That would be interesting, A stealth game center around Zelda using magic and her unique skill set to help the save her Kingdom with Link. Making it completely unique from Link gameplay is key otherwise it would be a touch boring. Oh and she saves Link more often then not anyway.

        • DragKudo

          I was thinking that would be a great way to have Zelda as the MC since link isn’t present during that time.

          • Miss_Madness

            Oh no I was actually just building on your idea with my own take.

            I do get what you mean as long as Link is mentioned in the narrative I’d be happy. Sort of like a reverse of the oracle games.

          • DragKudo

            Yeah I always thought a stealth based game would be nice for Zelda/.Shiek. I’d imagine her throwing her needles into a moblin or using (Fayra? Is it fayra) wind to glide across large gaps. ETC, ETC

          • MakoSoldier7

            farore.

      • http://twitter.com/puchixseda puchinri

        It could be a few places in the timeline. It could take place during MM, with her own adventure in that time period.

    • Daniel Jeanbaptiste

      no such thing as Triforce of Love

  • kuroneko0509

    That stalker Zelda :D

  • https://www.facebook.com/mike.degroodt Mike de Groodt

    Ya know…. Tetra might be a good character to add..
    though they’d have to create a Toon Zelda….
    WAIT Toon Ganondorf might be Awesome since he fights with swords!

    • British_Otaku

      Ganondorf has used swords in other games and I would be heartbroken if my favourite showing and version (WindWaker) for the King of Thieves turns out to have a crippled moveset like the previous ones.

      Tetra and Toon Zelda were both planned for Brawl as well (incomplete and on the disc along Mewtwo, Dixie Kong, Roy, Dr. Mario and Plusle & Minun), though that doesn’t guarantee a spot here.

      • Symbol de Au

        Yeah he usually uses weapons actually. I still don’t understand why he’d be a Captain Falcon clone considering he never fights like that in the games. In the older games he used a trident. In Ocarina of time he used Magic Blasts. In Twilight Princess he used a sword, and in Wind Waker he used two swords. I’ve never seen him fight even similarly to the way he does in Smash Bros. in any other game, but I haven’t played all the Zeldas.

  • John Diamond

    freakin’ heck, don’t encourage them

  • http://epiclyamazing.wordpress.com/ AzureNova

    All of a sudden I want a game staring Zelda lol

    • Spirit Macardi

      They exist… provided you own a CDi and don’t mind horrible Russian animation x3

      • Symbol de Au

        Someone makes this joke every time someone asks for a Zelda Title starring Zelda.

    • LaserVision

      That game is long overdue considering the series is named fter her. Even Peach beat her to the punch. No the CDI game doesn’t count.

      • Daniel Jeanbaptiste

        Skyward Sword shows and explain why it The Legend of Zelda.

      • http://epiclyamazing.wordpress.com/ AzureNova

        Agreed 100% lol

  • Allec Ribeiro

    Zelda rocking the JoJo poses.

    • Lloyd Christmas

      ZelZel’s Bizarre Adventure

      • JustThisOne

        Zelda Zelstar. I like it.

  • David García Abril

    The screenshots seem to indicate “The Legend of Zelda: Revenge of the Burned Woman”

  • Warren

    Well the story is Peach used her womanly powers to seduce Link. After doing so Zelda finds out and gets upset. She then gets in a heated argument with Link and walks out with Peach smirking and swaying her hips. After that Zelda (in a murderous state) goes around killing everyone until she kills Link and cries. After that she goes after Peach (who is collecting taxes from Mario with her bodyguard cartoon Link). She attacks Peach and they fight until Peach uses her umbrella and flies away. After Zelda goes on another killing spree and Peach enlist the help of Rosalina who go on a super Princess kill streak as well until they meet up and fight and then realize that men are garbage and become friends. And DeeDee is mad that he can’t get laid and decides to beat up women and children until he gets pimp slapped and gets banned into outer space where he plots revenge.

    Did I sum it up nicely?

    • DragKudo

      No Peach Seduces Marth. She then makes Marth and Link fight to the death for her love. Marth wins killing Link. Zelda still having feelings for Link vows revenge. Zelda battles Marth. Marth once again wins the duel and leaves Zelda for dead. (I don’t know what the purple pikmin does never played pikmin). Toon Link finds Zelda, nursese her back to health. Zelda tells him that he reminds her of someone she once loved. Unknown to Zelda, Toon Link is a spy sent by Peach to finish what Marth did not.

      Peach and Mario standby as they watch the two Duel. Zelda prays to the gods for help. The gods send Samus (WHo shares the blood of a race worshiped as gods). and together they defeat Peach, Mario, and Toon Link.

      Though Zelda defeated Peach, She sensed that something Greater and more powerful was near. (Rosalina)

      • Stephen Mc Devitt

        and before the last part, zelda makes out with samus?

      • Symbol de Au

        Much better story, but there’s a plot hole. If Toon Link was sent by Peach to finish the job why did he bother to nurse her back to health?

        • DragKudo

          Happens all the time in movies the guy who rescued the Main character turns out to be the one he has to kill or some bull like that. I just made this on the spot and made it based on the pictures. lol it’s not a story if it doesn’t have a plot hole, now it can be remade.

      • http://www.siliconera.com/ Ishaan

        Bingo. That’s more or less what I was thinking of when I did the gallery. Just one thing that you got wrong… at the end, it’s basically Zelda destroying EVERYBODY in her frustration. And then leaving. I was trying to work with a single batch of screens, so I didn’t want to cheat and mix a different gallery of screenshots in. :)

        (Oh, and Toon Link wasn’t a spy. Just some nice little guy that helped Zelda back up with his magical thingamajig.)

    • Stephen Mc Devitt

      I thought DeeDeeDee was just being lazy, much to the wii fit trainer’s annoyance.

      I made a similar plot/screenshot in brawl with kirby pointing at ddd (who is lying down) which made me visualise ddd in a catholic priest outfit.

  • vileBrenman

    That was a beautiful. A truly touching love story. Hahaha

  • http://archaois.deviantart.com/ Brian E. Scheid

    Indeed.

  • DragKudo

    I’m kind of hoping they have tag team attacks. But that seems unlikely.

  • 3PointDecoupage
  • Stephen Mc Devitt

    I don’t care if I sound like a perverted idiot but I hope TP Zelda finds love with Samus.

  • JustThisOne

    Hahaha! I laughed out loud when Zelda went to avenge Link, and Marth killed her too. Peach sure knows how to pick ‘em, I guess.

    • ShawnOtakuSomething

      =fan art a go=

  • fireemblembeast

    XD
    They’re having a *bit* too much fun with this…

  • DragKudo

    I hope Sakurai puts a scenario maker in this game. If there won’t be a story at least let us make a story and be able to send them out to others to play.

  • Micah Gajewski

    “Tales of” Super Smash Bros? Lloyd Irving confirmed as playable by siliconera.

    • ShawnOtakuSomething

      man I wish

    • TalesOfBS

      After Namco ruling out the Wii U version of ToS HD, despite the game selling like hot cakes on the GC, no way.

      • fireguardiancoty

        They made the best decision on that one. There’s already an install base on the PS3, and they’d definitely make more money over here on it than Wii U.

        • TalesOfBS

          Dumbest decision ever, since all ToS fans were scattered between the PS3, Wii and X360.

          Too bad namco was too dumb to notice that and just killed any chances of the series getting a refresh after that poor HD port. They should have put a little more money on it and gone multiplat.

          • fireguardiancoty

            News flash: the west isn’t a priority for Namco. They make games primarily for Japan, their home region. Do you know how much outrage there was when it was found out that Vesperia was going to be ported over to PS3? A whole lot. Plus, it outsold the 360 version day one. Graces f was made BECAUSE so many fans had requested it. Combined, Xillia and Xillia 2 have sold over a million copies in Japan alone.

            Dumbest decision ever? Please. Here’s a piece of advice I’ve seen recently: Stop being a fan of a system and start being a fan of the series.

          • saran

            Springboarding off of that, the Wii U is selling horribly. Nintendo just posted record losses, and Iwata adjusted the Wii U’s forecasts from 9 million to 3 million. The Xbox One and PS4 have nearly caught up with its lifetime sales, despite Wii U having a year’s headstart.

            And, were Namco to indulge Wii U owners, it would become expected for them. They were stupid to spread the series out over multiple platforms. And, of those platforms, Graces Wii was actually OUTSOLD by Vesperia 360, which in turn was destroyed by Vesperia PS3 and Graces F. They realized that mistake, and have come up with the most cost-effective solution that will keep the biggest part of their fanbase happy: consolidating the series on one platform.

            Allow me to echo fireguardiancoty’s last sentiment: be a fan of the series, not a fan of the system. With Namco’s efforts focused on PlayStation, you’ll now know where to go to get your Tales fix. If it affects your bizarre console loyalist mindset, then I’d recommend expanding your horizons (this is coming from a former Nintendo die-hard). Namco didn’t betray Nintendo, nor are Nintendo fans absolutely entitled Symphonia Chronicles.

          • TalesOfBS

            You fanboys are funny. Want a incomplete beta game released only in japan to compete against worldwide complete releases. Made my comments based on facts, and that is:
            Yet no new game was beat ToS sales on GC.

            Also, Vesperia 360 did great and… no more games for it after that.
            Namco isn’t keeping their fanbase happy, they are just being cheap greedy assholes. I thought you guys would have figured it by now after Baba was caught lying 2 times.

          • fireguardiancoty

            Incomplete? They all seem pretty complete to me. In case you didn’t see it the first time, let me reiterate this point again.

            WE ARE NOT THE FOCUS FOR NAMCO. JAPAN IS.

            They are not going to port something over for a few people. That’s great that the initial version of Vesperia sold pretty well. Good for it. To them, that just means that we like the series, and that we should get more of it (and probably would have if Enslaved didn’t happen).

            They aren’t being cheap, they’re being smart. Better to put it on a system they know people have than on a flopped system or two. Like I’ve said before, PS3 sales have beaten their original versions. Xillias have done amazingly for them. No clue how much they’ve made off all that DLC, but they’ve probably raked in a lot.

            They know where the money is and how to get it, and it’s definitely not on the 360 or Wii U. 360 is a major flop there, and I guess the Wii U hasn’t really picked up speed to warrant a game being made on it.

          • TalesOfBS

            You guys are still trying to deny it? give up.

          • fireguardiancoty

            Other way around, actually. YOU are the one that is in denial.

            Only other thing I will say is that you really do live up to your name. Talesof”BS”, indeed.

  • Learii

    Peach such a flirter lol she flirt with Mario and Link from Zelda

  • http://twitter.com/puchixseda puchinri

    I think what these screens tell us is that Zelda is a true battle princess.

    And what we’ve known since day one is that Peach has a harem. Rosalina recently added to that harem too, so I wonder who’s next.

    The screens are so much fun; it encapsulates what SSB is to me, in a way. ♥

  • https://twitter.com/Ni_Go_Zero_Ichi Project 2501

    This reminds me, I hope SSB4 doesn’t have another story mode like Subspace Emissary. SSBM’s adventure mode was just fine, thanks.

    • Haganeren

      No, it will not have one seemingly… And for me, it’s a shame…

  • Yan Zhao

    Its amazing how a bunch of static screenshot can conjure so much personality out of Zelda.

  • Invisbin

    Marth looks more feminine.

  • isotrex

    It’s so beautiful… I can’t wait for this game…

  • ShawnOtakuSomething

    Fanfiction you say…dont get me started on a creepy Smash bros one :3

  • http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/recognition/21421.html?type=4 Kashell

    This is illuminating what we already knew: Peach is a tramp.

  • BleuVII

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Saphiren
  • Ric Vazquez

    Ok, these images just made me realize how much I want this game to come out already, hype train, everybody get on board.

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