Words Cannot Express What Goes On In This Valhalla Knights 3 Gold Trailer

By Eugene . February 20, 2014 . 2:02pm


Bad lip syncing? Check. Completely over the top acting? Check. Has absolutely nothing to do with actual content? Check. Possibly racy content? Check. Yes, we’re still in Marvelous AQL’s absolutely unabashed Valhalla Knights 3 Gold, which is an updated version of the original Vita game.


And yes, the complete and utter stupidity has us asking what just watched. Of course, it does provide a hilariously bad excuse for the new changes to the game, including the addition of Sexy Time with the new angel and demon as well as new classes such as the Gunner.


What’s your take on such commercials? Bad taste, so funny you busted a gut, or something else entirely?


Valhalla Knights 3 Gold gets into your Vita on February 27.

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  • This is what I call tasteful humor.

  • SobriK

    About the only thing that makes sense here is when he yells “Oh my god-u” when she takes a whisk to his nipple.

    I wonder if – and fear that – this will factor into the new Sexy Time games….

    • Testsubject909

      Fear? Why fear it? Embrace the whisk!

  • mynameisdats

    On the edge on this one. Not after what happened on the original where you need to buy the other class unlocks. :( oh well i think it only happened in the west.

    • mynameisdats

      Oh my gorrrrduuu!

  • ReidHershel

    I’m trying to find the right words for this, wait a second, THERE ARE NONE.

    • Slayven19

      THERE ARE NONE. Are the right words.

  • JustThisOne


    • Eric Harris

      That’s oh my GOLDO!

  • Slickyslacker

    I found myself laughing uncontrollably at the last two segments.

  • TheGioG
    • Gekokujou

      Oh… My… Good? LOL! But seriously, I second your sentiment.

    • God

      Who hath summoned me?

  • Ni ~Algidus~

    better than the EDF ones lol. this one is just…

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■


    • Valtiel Ikari


  • Nanaki

    Nearly every breath that came out of that woman sounded like a gasp or a moan.

    • Kumiko Akimoto

      Thought that was how the japanese usually sound

  • konsama

    OH MY GORUDO What did i just see.

  • Doctor Nebula

    Well those sure are some different commercials, not bad though.

  • Valtiel Ikari

    theres actually two words that perfectly describe this… Japanese Commercial

  • So, uh, they’re really desperate to get people to notice Valhalla Knights at this point huh

  • Also: reminds me of an inverted version of this trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIVQ2Wunz3k

    …which was also for a Marvelous-published game, come to think of it.

  • Sentsuizan_93

    This gave me a good laugh. OH MY GOLD~ XD

  • Go2hell66

    After the 1st line i lost it

    If this didnt have japanese audio and vk3 clips thrown in this could easily pass for the intro of a porno

    • GDI

      Yeah the only thing I was thinking was that this looked like a black M white F porno. I mean, just the way Kate smiles is already porno quality.

    • The one with the lemons or the Alligator? XD

      Both of those are classic ‘wtf’ moments, and yes, they are youtube-able since they’re just ‘intro’s’ @[email protected]

  • Prinny Dood

    What the fuuuuuuuuuudddddggggge!!!!!!

  • Hinataharem

    Kate and Bob need to do every commercial ever

    • Testsubject909

      Your avatar picture seems to match your comment in an interesting manner.

      • Hinataharem

        Oh wow XD I never thought of it like that

  • zeothedeathgod

    that was…amazing, i laughed really hard.

  • Croix Zapp

    Why do i get the feeling the company secretly hates this game?

  • Masa

    what the…..WHAT???

    • Testsubject909

      Oh my gold.

  • Kitestwinblades

    That 3rd one made my day. The ridiculous giggle they dubbed over that guy is priceless.

  • ekibyougami


    Well, you can definitely say, Marvelous AQL’s wacky promotional video is…


    ( •_•)>⌐■-■


    (-■_■) GOLD

    • ishyg

      your profile picture fits in perfectly.

  • Testsubject909

    Where… where have I heard those voices from before?

  • nonscpo

    Oh my goodooo this looks like a combination of a Brazilian soap opera and a Japanese commercial. Points for creativity.

  • $61526767

    What am i looking at? LOL!

  • Vash bane

    sexy time one had me LOL

    also the lady sounds like candelilla ..O_O

  • Guy Wesley

    Only in Japan, ladies and gentlemen. XP (Hopefully not the game itself.)

  • Michael Richardson

    Can anyone lip read? What were the people actually saying?

  • SnackEater

    Watching with the english captions makes it even better

  • leingod

    Can’t hate that freaky advertising. It’s so weird I can’t take my eyes off it :P

  • Vyse_the_Stampede

    This is unacceptable! Such an amateur video!
    I was expecting something brilliant like a gem, and I got “goldo” instead… not even that, at 00:45 you can see that the powers that made that potato move are closer to “silveru” than “goldo”. Very disappointed :( .

    (Seriously, for some very strange reason… I became very interested in the game, and I really want to try it… oh, the human psychology! XD)

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