Yohjo Simulator Wants To Bring Headbutting Girls To Steam

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Remember Yohjo Simulator? It’s that game about being a little girl who likes to headbutt everything. The creator (going by the name Shinda) has now put it up on Steam Greenlight.


Shinda has also given Yohjo Simulator a proper tongue-in-cheek description:


You become a 3rd grade elementary girl and wander around town. There’s no goal in this game. You need to decide the goal for yourself. It’s the same as in life. This is an amazingly realistic simulator.

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Shinda also notes that “the buggy physics engine will cause both the little girl and the guys to flip out,” and asks you to “please keep an open mind.” Anyone who has enjoyed the deliberately wonky physics of Goat Simulator should surely have no problem with that.

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Chris Priestman
Former Siliconera staff writer and fan of both games made in Japan and indie games.