Man Up And Hit The Books In Be A Man! Samurai School. Or Else…

By Eugene . November 29, 2013 . 3:35pm

No MANLY MAN will ever be able to live down an insult to their intelligence and strength. But then, how do we convince the world that we are not just angry at having to constantly fight in arenas stuffed full of electric traps, spikes and rotating chain blades? But rather, refined, intelligent and—dare I say—cultured men.

 

Well, we go to school, of course. Be A Man! Samurai School: Japan, This Is What’s Called Being A Man! will have moments scattered throughout daily school life where you’ll be tasked with completing mini-games to train yourself in disciplining yourself.

 

 

There’s the starter, which is getting marching right. You’ll have to march to the beat of a minor rhythm game, for instance, and also use a rhythm game to control your breathing during the breathing exercises portion.

 

 

 

During class, you’ll be tasked to do INTELLIGENT things, like the multiplication tables, or the dreaded… Engrish. Make sure you get it right. Because if you don’t…

 

 

 

 

 

Or If you make the instructor—a man known only as Aviator Cap—angry, and he’ll have to give you some correctional training. Which can be anything, really. From having to survive being boiled in a vat of oil without disrupting a burning candle till it naturally tapers off, to lifting up and holding steady a vat of oil with a burning candle diabolically balanced on a small piece of driftwood. This is completely normal for us, by the way. We do this because we’re REALLY INTELLIGENT, MANLY MEN.

 

Be A Man! Samurai School: Japan, This Is What’s Called Being A Man! will be out for PlayStation 3, 27th February next year.

 

 


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  • harmonyworld

    only the manliest men can be with another man

    • mockturtle

      I know, right? It’s, like, twice the manly.

      • harmonyworld

        WHA!!
        THAT’S TOO MANLY!!!

  • CDM

    please tell me i’m not the only one reminded of the ouendan games

  • KuroNathan

    The teacher looks like he stepped out of Fist of the North Star

    • http://s1.zetaboards.com/Espada_of_Alexandria/index/ konpon568

      That’s the point. Heh.

  • Göran Isacson

    If I can hit up clubs and spout off MANLY ENGRISH PHRASES to no-good foreign devils coming to disrespect my authoritah, I will be pleased. BOYS BE AMBITIOUS!

  • FlyingPony

    That muscle and facial expression… Awesome.

  • Warboss Aohd

    Dis soundz ratha orky.

  • junir

    REAL MEN NEVER LET GO OF THEIR DREAMS!

  • Shippoyasha

    Oh Lord, those students look like mass murdering and pillaging Fist of the North Star goons! Looks hilarious and fun!

  • http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/mgbenz mgbenz

    I swear this manga never gets the love it deserves. There needs to be a new anime for it.

  • http://yaminoseigi.blogspot.com/ Yami no Seigi

    Finally Otokojuku got into the spotlight! but i think the series should have some games before as well

  • http://denpanosekai.blogspot.com denpanosekai

    I’m watching this anime right now but I really can’t find the movie anywhere. not even Ebay has this…

  • Demeanor

    This school looks like you wouldn’t spot a GIRL in it in a million years… so what’s the point of being a MAN? XD
    (and btw, wow, the Engrish is strong in this one… XD)

  • leingod

    So, I’m supposed to believe these are all teenagers? That’s so freaking weird. I love it XD

    • Kitestwinblades

      Puberty like no other

      • leingod

        It’s surreal that some of these students look like they’re in their 40s :P

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