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We see all sorts of things on eBay ranging from cool artwork, game prototypes to limited edition collectables. In between all of the rarities are eBay oddities like this auction. A cosplayer in the UK, who dresses up like Princess Peach from Super Mario Brother fame is auctioning of a set of pictures of her as Peach. If you want to pony up an extra £9.75 ($17.22) she’ll make a custom picture for you with one of her Nintendo props like the Chain Chomp in the picture.
See the Princess Peach photoshoot auction.
Stiffed sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, LOL, LOL, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, POUND, POUND, POUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stiffed Sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey look, it’s stiffed sausage joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stiffed Sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stiffed Sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stiffed Sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!
Stiffed Sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rofl!
Stiffed sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rofl, Pound!
Stiffed Sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, Rofl, Pound!
What, $9.75 ($17.22), are you crazy woman???????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????????
Here comes the dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You jackass, your prices are too high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lower the prises asswipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why don’t you cry on your bed, crybaby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, nice job, not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You said for us to e-mail you if we wanted a picture! Well you didn’t give us your e-mail address you dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re so cool, not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, you have a mushroom head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I submitted you as a character for Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and you got accepted! Well you look too much like a stiffed sausage to be in the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m laughing my ass off right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to college you bum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a life you bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re putting everyone a trap you fraud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STiffed Sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, Rofl, Lol, Rofl, Pound
You have an eggplant head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your hair looks like an old lady’s hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol, Rofl, Pound!
Why don’t you choke on barks, eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I bet this is a scam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Hey, merry Christmas!” Kiya John says. “Why thankyou” Ebay Princess Peach says. *Ebay Princess Peach opens up the presant, and there’s a card in it…* *The card says “You look like a stiffed sausage!”…*
“Hey is it snowing?” Kiya John asks. “Well here’s your snow!” Kiya John yells. *Throws a whole entire snowman at Ebay Princess Peach…* *Ebay Princess Peach gets knocked down…* *Ebay Princess Peach shivers…* “Here, I’ll get you inside!” Kiya John exclaims. *Presses the button, and the airconditioning turns on…* “Oops, sorry, that’s the airconditioning!” Kiya John exclaims. *Ebay Princess Peach freezes even more…* “Just turn the heat on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Ebay Princess Peach screams. “You know what, shut up!” Kiya John yells! *Kiya John takes out the airconditioning box, and slams Ebay Princess Peach with it…*
I bet my friend is viewing this page right now. But what I’m doing is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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June 26th, 2006 at 5:23 am
You look like a stiffed sausage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL, LOL, LOL, ROFL, POUND, POUND, POUND, ROFL, ROFL, ROFL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, ROFL, LOL, POUND, LOL, ROFL, POUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!