GameStop Shills Kingdom Hearts Re: CoM By Reminding Us Of Pantless Donald Duck

By Spencer . December 4, 2008 . 10:55am

I never read GameStop’s game descriptions, but after seeing their creative advertisement for Chrono Trigger I started to. Most of them are bland sound bytes you would find on the back of a box, but a couple are unusually amusing. The text describing Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories jokes about how Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants and the ad for Shaun White: Snowboarding references an actress from the Golden Girls. Descriptions like these probably won’t sell more games, but they are pretty interesting to find.

Images courtesy of Square Enix / Gamestop.

Lucky

The Chrono Trigger one is just... uhh... Ya know what, no comment.

But the KoH:Re:CoM's blurp is pretty witty, while actually being a somewhat decent description. Though, CoM has been to N/A before. :/

Willie

I think they meant the game as a whole in general coming to N/A in full 3D.

But seriously...someone there is just plain bored w/ their job. Like the Nintendo tester that put that offensive word in those media DS builds of Animal Crossing DS out there.