Pole’s Big Adventure’s Big Penis Joke

By Spencer . February 3, 2009 . 1:44am

Poles Big Adventures Big Penis Joke Not all mushrooms in Pole’s Big Adventure are deadly. One of them has beneficial effects for Pole… sort of. Early in the fifth level, right before you face jumping ninjas, Pole can grab a mushroom. Eat it, and, well, I think the picture explains it all. Pole’s Big Adventure wasn’t given a CERO B rating and sexual content warning without reason.

 

I’m just getting into Pole’s Big Adventure, but it seems like the game was designed just to mess with you. In the same level the game gets intentionally buggy by misplacing sprites and suddenly adding NES style slowdown for no reason other than to get a rise out of the player. Pole’s Big Adventure is an interesting experience, one I’ll be writing more about later.

 

Update: Impressions are here!

 

Poles Big Adventures Big Penis Joke

 

Images courtesy of Sega.


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  • matty

    That's a big, pixelated penis if I ever saw one. Well, there were those adult games on the Atari, too.
    A game that jerks you around a bit is, at the very least, interesting.

  • Aoshi00

    lol, reminds me of City Hunter's Saeba Ryo :)

  • Kijof

    Rated 18+ ^_^

  • http://denpanosekai.blogspot.com denpanosekai

    Never coming out in the US *CONFIRMED*

    Also definitely first time I see the word PENIS in a Siliconera headlines.

  • lostinblue

    why is it regarded as big in the title? it only has 10 pixels -_-'

  • Chdonga

    Cock joke. Also what is this crap rated?

  • hey

    It's rated CERO B.

    Which is like a T or an M over here. Depends on the content.

  • Marco Castellani

    I’ts a tasty penis i would suck too.

  • http://www.labyrinthos.org Leishtek

    OK, where can i dL this fine game at again? errr, i meant where to purchase it (but I assume the old school r0m is out there somewhere, eh?)
    Do not forget that the title of most erotic console has to go to TG-16, which had quite a few eyebrow raising titles over in Japan. Google on 'homoerotic videogame retro' to see a big, juicy rockhard list for yourself

  • Anonymous

    When it comes to penis enlargement or marirea penisului most people tend to buy different accessories which really work (some better than others) but I don’t get it with the pills. Would people really expect to grow their equipment with pills ?

  • corimic

    Everyone who has tried the Jelq Device is amazed at the instant erectie such a simple device makes.

  • corimic

    Everyone who has tried the Jelq Device is amazed at the instant erectie such a simple device makes.

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