Comments on: Nintendo’s Patented Horseback Riding Wii Controller

By: sexygirl

sexygirl — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:54:31 +0000

i see kids tumble off the top and get injured, and i see women using it as a sextoy.. hmmm. multitasking.

By: sex toys

sex toys — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:24:33 +0000

hmmm, a little more vibration and this thing is no longer a kid toy

By: Toni Gonzalez Burgueño

Toni Gonzalez Burgueño — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 07:33:57 +0000

Impresionante, que sera lo siguiente???

By: MEMEMEME

MEMEMEME — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:50:13 +0000

Wii Idiot Ball
Wii Horseback Thing
Wii Inflate-a-Rider
Wii Potty Trainer

Take your pick, Nintendo.

By: eliel

eliel — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:04:34 +0000

not my cup of tea…

By: onno

onno — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 18:54:13 +0000

lame

By: Euan1337

Euan1337 — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:09:51 +0000

gah, everytime ilook at that pic i think of the toilet…
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wii toilet patent!

By: Joanna

Joanna — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:12:40 +0000

ok, I was withholding judgment on the vitality sensor, but not this. This is too much. why nintendo why? The only thing that this accessory will be useful for is that one single simulation. D:

By: freewiipoints

freewiipoints — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 21:31:13 +0000

Lol, that patent is simply ridiculous.

By: smrk

smrk — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:43:07 +0000

It could be also used for simulation of copulation moves, i think.

By: ominonA

ominonA — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:35:57 +0000

FAIL

By: jarrodand

jarrodand — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:33:10 +0000

lol. I heard someone suggested a Panzer Dragoon game though, and as shameful as it is, I'd totally go for it if that happened.

By: MrAptronym

MrAptronym — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 12:07:41 +0000

Yeaaaah.

There is a line between selling improvements and real hardware upgrades (Rumblepack, Wii Motion Plus) and just shoveling out gimick-ware for heaps of cash. (Wii Vitality Sensor, Power Glove, THIS) I don't think Nintendo knows where this line is, and I am not certain they care.

Even if this thing really offered a good horse riding simulation, how many accessories do people want to buy? (Or store in their living rooms for that matter, it must be getting cluttered!)

By: UnscathedFlyingObject

UnscathedFlyingObject — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:20:30 +0000

Oh Nintendo, and to think that you once created classics like Super Metroid and Zelda ALttP. What a fall from grace.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:55:41 +0000

It looks like a potty…

Don't do it, Nintendo. Don't do it.