Queen’s Blade: Spiral Chaos Has Boob Covering Panic Button

By Spencer . December 9, 2009 . 5:52pm

imageQueen’s Blade: Spiral Chaos is a PSP strategy RPG with loads of cleavage. Fine if you’re playing Queen’s Blade at home, but what if you’re riding the train and suddenly a scene plays with milk flying all over the place?

 

Don’t panic. Use the built in panic button feature. When something not safe for work pops up hit start + select at the same time to temporarily turn Queen’s Blade into a generic looking 8-bit RPG. Basically, it’s a “boss mode” to hide boobs.

 

While Queen’s Blade: Spiral Chaos has plenty of risqué moments, it doesn’t have any nudity. The CERO D rated game is scheduled to come out on December 17, the same day as Final Fantasy XIII.

 


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  • Code

    My question is, can you play said 8-bit RPG?

    • http://denpanosekai.blogspot.com denpanosekai

      Yeah, seriously.

      Either way this is hilarious / clever.

      • Strike_Man

        Other games have had similar features in the past, although they are usually generic non-interactive screens (anyone remember the fake DOS prompt in Wolfenstein 3D?).

        I too wonder if it’ll be some sort of pseudo-metagame, or simply a fake wallpaper with a MIDI track layed over it.

        • http://denpanosekai.blogspot.com denpanosekai

          wolf3d? yeah I remember the boss key from LSL1 (CTRL+B).

    • Aoshi00

      The caption says you can’t lol, unlike Nanashi no Game..

  • http://thrust-the-sky.deviantart.com/ WildArms

    Wtf those are more than big, anyway funny idea xD

  • http://soundcloud.com/tet-chan TetsuyaHikari

    My question here is…

    how do you respond when someone asks, “Hey, what’s that you’re playing?” when you bring up the 8-bit scheme?

    lol

    • http://thrust-the-sky.deviantart.com/ WildArms

      half minute hero

  • http://twitter.com/IKARI263 Shane Fitzpatrick

    i give this 13 hours before artists “have their way” with these ladies XDDDD

    • http://twitter.com/nameoftheyear Elliot T.

      Sorry to break it to you, but your prediction is about 5 years too late…

  • http://twitter.com/nameoftheyear Elliot T.

    The game may be unapologetically 99% fanservice (well, I guess the whole franchise is) but… the game looks like it might actually be pretty… good. Hm.

    • endaround

      Yep, much better than it has any right being. I thought it was going to be similar to the crappiness of the Ikkitousen games.

    • Yuan

      That’s actually Super Robot Wars game with the characters swapped with Girls ^^”
      That’s why the game looks good, especially the battle animation.
      I’m not interested in the anime, but I’m really interested in the game ^^

      • http://twitter.com/nameoftheyear Elliot T.

        Yeah, I was gonna mention that but I wasn’t sure if it was the animators/designers making it look similar or if the whole engine is the same. But on second thought it probably is simply the SRW engine.

        • Yuan

          The developer is Banpresto. That answered it ;)

    • http://several-hours-into-the-game.blogspot.com/ Nika

      Yes, if it weren’t for the focus on large boobs and clothes that hardly cover them, the game actually looks pretty interesting. No sarcasm intended btw.

  • nyoron

    The LE also comes with a great looking figma… yep, a great package all around.

  • Trotmeister

    *prays for a localization*

  • kupomogli

    I could honestly care less if this was localized or not. I love big breasts, anime or real, and the visuals look nice to watch once or so, but this is nothing more than Super Robot Wars big breasted anime girls edition.

    I’ve never been a fan of the Super Robot Wars games. They’ve always been flawed due to certain characters being massively overpowered especially later in the games. The amount of times you see specific attacks is pretty much insane, etc. The only reason to play these games are to see the special attacks and once that happens they pretty much lose their luster.

  • endaround

    Which does bring up a question of mine. I know Sony Japan avoids nudity on their consoles like the plague but how did they handle God of War?

  • http://photovoltaik.bandcamp.com/ Ujn Hunter

    Not enough boobs.

  • http://geekouts.blogspot.com/ miruki

    That ginormously breasted glasses girl that calls herself mama is creeping me out alot. Somehow I find myself most amused by the flat-chested girl’s animations, it’s amazing how everything else besides their bust can wobble around! Ahem… besides this game being all about boobs, the 2D animations look really nice…

  • cj_iwakura

    This game has the worst character designs in the universe. I feel sorry that Banpresto has to develop games based on crap like this.

    • Yuan

      You don’t need to worry about them. They love bouncing breasts.
      You can also see what they have done to SRT OG Endless Frontier Exceed.

  • http://www.twitter.com/christaran Chris Taran

    This anime is one of my little guilty pleasures. I know it’s crap, but I can’t stop watching.

  • cowcow

    Certainly better than that slow moving snoozefest RTS game Strike Witches for DS

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