Hyperdimension Neptunia’s Slightly Dirty ESRB Description

By Spencer . December 29, 2010 . 8:31am


Hyperdimension Neptunia jokes with the video game industry or should I say Gamindustri by making Arforie the main enemy. NIS America’s localization is also bursting with toilet humor and boob references, according to this ESRB description.


This is a role-playing game in which players control a young goddess trying to unite other goddesses to fight evil forces. Players engage in turn-based battles and use swords, claws, over-sized syringes, and colorful light attacks to fight fantastical enemies (e.g., robots, bats, blob-like monsters); damage is indicated by the loss of hit points. Some goddess characters are depicted in low-cut outfits that expose a lot of cleavage; a photo gallery also contains images of female characters in revealing outfits (e.g., tops that barely cover characters’ breasts). Dialogue frequently references characters’ breasts (e.g., "Hey, don’t grab someone’s breasts from behind," "One grope of Compa’s left boob and we’ll call it even," and "Where are your two slutty girlfriends?"). In one cutscene, there is an extended reference to bathroom humor (e.g., "I’m all outta TP . . . can you leave me a roll by the door?" and "Man, that was a doozy . . . I dropped a pound. I hope Iffy won’t be too mad about the clog."). The words "sh*t," "t*t," and "b*tch" appear in the dialogue.


That sounds like… a lot of groping.

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  • I love ERSB reports… They’re always hilarious for so many reasons…

    • M’iau M’iaut

      I’d suspect it’s because the ESRB still assigns genres of games to teams based upon the interests of said teams. The folks who write the descriptions enjoy what they are playing.

  • Looking at this is almost as if the ESRB is complimenting NISA’s dirty games. :)

    Now let’s wait for Ar Tonelico Qoga’s description!

    • Barrit

      After watching a few YouTube videos of battle gameplay for AT.. I can only imagine how it will be worded!

      If only we could see their faces as they write these descriptions lol

  • Good thing thery put asterisks in those words, now that I have no idea what they are I can’t be offended!

    • JustaGenericUser

      Reminds me of the tiny black strip you see in hentai doujins.

    • M’iau M’iaut

      “sh*t,” “t*t,” and “b*tch”

      You mean they’re not saying shot, tot and butch?

      • Testsubject909

        I think it’s Tut.

        Like in King Tut…

        What’s a tot?

        • paraphrased(taken) from dictionary.com
          1) A small child
          2) A small measure of spirits

          1)to total as in: totted up the bill

          • Testsubject909

            Now I know.

            And Knowing is half the battle…


          • M’iau M’iaut

            Don’t forget the AWESOME TaterTOT!

          • I haven’t, but that’s actually a brand of miniaturized hash browns.

    • M’iau M’iaut

      And so, on the next Tiger Woods, you’ll see the following….

      “Players can use a variety of real world golf gear from Nike, Ping and T*tleist.”

  • “Man, that was a doozy . . . I dropped a pound. I hope Iffy won’t be too mad about the clog.”

    How… unladylike.

    • But it’s 100% Neptune.

      • M’iau M’iaut

        Now all we need is a way to reserve it sir!

    • M’iau M’iaut

      Well, it’s not as if she’s equipped to say…

      “D*mn it, I gotta go p*ss like a racehorse.”

  • FireCouch

    Flat chest jokes never get old. Right?

    • M’iau M’iaut

      I didn’t see mention of Blanc or Noir in there…….

  • Darkrise

    HAHAHA gotta love ESRB description ratings.

  • Oh ESRB, you pick the few uncute scenes to describe… interestingly, these are all from the Nisa sub-events.

    • Maaaaaaaaaaaaan release it faster!! xD, j/k, take your time to make a good work (but i wanna play it already >8O!)

  • Wow that bathroom comment was lady-like at all…….and quite hilarious. lol
    I need to hear that.

  • I thought ESRB was suppose to say whats bad in it…but this makes me want to get it even more :D.

  • It’s not fair they get to enjoy the game before us…

    • Yusaku_Matsuda70s

      They secretly enjoy them… a lot.

      Oh ESRB, what would I do without you…

  • PrinceHeir

    soo excited for this game :D

    i’ll be buying this along with rorona and it’s seqeul and the new ar tonelico next year :)

  • A photo gallery? Dude that sounds epic! I cant wait to buy this game!!! lol.

    • Guest

      There’s no Vaan the man in this game though

      • M’iau M’iaut

        Neither Naruto or Luffy D are in it either.

      • Maybe he’s a two-way street.

  • Sounds like Nick did his job well.

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