Valhalla Knights 3, The RPG Where You Recruit Adventurers In A Red Light District

By Spencer . October 25, 2012 . 1:20am


I think Valhalla Knights 3 is the only game where you can recruit party members from a red light district. Let’s back up for a second. Valhalla Knights 3 has a red light district where you can spend time with female cast members like Cheria if you pay them money. This starts a "sexy time" event where you use the touch screen to increase how a girl feels about you. If her feelings for you are high enough you can trigger a quest. Raise her affection to the maximum level and she *joins* you in battle.




If turning hostesses into dragon slayers isn’t your thing you can create adventurers too. Valhalla Knights 3 has a bunch of different races including human (boring), dwarf, beast, nightmare, and machine. After you create a team you can challenge another player to a 7 on 7 fights over ad-hoc connectivity. Win and you can earn arena points which you can use to obtain weapons and armor. You can also loot bodies of fallen foes by giving them a "hands on" search.


Valhalla Knights 3 comes out for PlayStation Vita on January 31.

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  • brian yep

    Not to seem creepy, but eheheheh.
    Also, these nightmare and machine classes intrigue me.

    • Mrgrgr and Unacceptable World

      Not as creepy as Yakuza of the Dead zombie hostess date lol.

  • Marik78

    Wait… Is this a PSP game or a Vita game ? I don’t remember the PSP having a touch screen.

    • JonathanisPrimus


    • Mrgrgr and Unacceptable World

      This is Vita exclusive but i think Spencer screw up lol.^_^

    • sherimae1324

      cmon man, spencer-chan is always goofing us of ^_^ tee-hee

  • Juan Manuel M. Suárez

    When you say “she *joins* you in battle” do you mean that literally or is that an euphemism for ****** and *******~?

  • tubers

    Nice to see another VITA rpg game that doesn’t look like a PSP game.

    (decent textures and good hands geometry)

  • XiaomuArisu

    I dunno…sounds fun but the first one was boring.Bad story,boring gameplay…

  • I’ve always ignored the Valhalla Knights games because of how generic they looked (even the title is generic). If I do indulge in VK3, I’ll have to check out the earlier titles as well.

    • Peeka Chu

      They are broadly generic – elves, dwarves, etc – but still have this odd charm unique only to games in that series.

      The amount of content that they cram into their games is impressive too.  Think of this as a value>quality type game :)

    •  I’m with you there. This one looks a bit more approachable in the looks department. I’m considering the Wii title.

  • “Reads title of article and thinks”

    I like where this is going =^_^=

  • Göran Isacson

    So if I’m a machine, may I see some goshdarn representation with some fly, sleek chromed H.U.N.N.I.E-bots as hostesses? Hmm? Or will I be forced to acquiesce to humanocentric standards of beauty and have no choice but to go for a fleshbag? What have you done for the steelskins lately, developers? What have you done for the steelskins?

  • Barrit

    What’s up with those zombie legs standing on the table behind her?

  • Valhalla Knights 3, where Hookers can kick your ass and save the world.

  • Raze

    Taking Hostess job into a whole new level…
    LoL…Keep it up…
    I like it…

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