Compile Heart’s Bouncy New Vita Teaser Is Certainly Not Safe For Work

By Spencer . December 23, 2013 . 11:26pm

Are you at work or browsing in a public place? Come back later on because this teaser from Compile Heart is totally in appropriate. Record of Agarest War intimate scenes inappropriate. The short story is Compile Heart has a new PlayStation Vita game in the works which will be revealed in the December 26 issue of Dengeki PlayStation.



The long story is…



This game might be related to Monster Monpiece since the mascot character from Compile Heart’s Vita card game is on the teaser site.

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  • Keine

    OMG so much PLOT must get!!!

  • TheExile285

    So the reveal is a day after Christmas. What a naughty Christmas present for Japan gamers.

    • They’re getting some nice new “Plots” for the new year.

      All we get is to watch a ball drop lol

      • Kitestwinblades

        Just what kind of plot physics did Compile Hearts Unleash on the holidays? It must be pretty bad when you can go to the official teaser site and video is down.

        And I missed it! (」゜ロ゜)」curses!

  • fyi1191

    Agarest Senki series for PSVITA!! please.

  • MasterScrub

    Man, for some weird reason I’m really interested in this game!

  • JustThisOne

    What are these jiggly physics. xD I guess they all uhmm… have really strong heart beats. Like “you should see a doctor” strong heart beats.

    But anyway, lookin’ forward to seeing what this really is! :>

  • Go2hell66

    i watched that video purely because of the thumbnail

  • Afternoon Intergalactic

    That is…. unnatural

  • 40

    Another giveaway is the music from the scratch game. MonMon was actually a pretty fun game. I’m excited…

  • landlock

    That looks terrible but at least they’ll be loads of quality artwork iike there is for Monster Monpiece.

  • xAtKx

    …the plot is strong in this one.

    • Servant BerserCAR

      …and there will a lot of backstories. ( ¬‿¬)

  • Renaldi Saputra

    welp, but Monster Monpiece hasn’t been localized

  • Landale

    Between the initial bit hinting Agarest and this new bit hinting Monster Monpiece, and the overall timing of this, I’m kind of hoping for a double announcement for both. We’ve been good enough to earn that this year, right?

    • Warboss Aohd

      Record of Agarest War: Monster Monpiece Maybe?

      instead of elves and such your protagonist can marry monsters?

      …………….i get the feeling that if they read this, they’d actually roll with that.

  • Pretty sure it’s a Monster Monpiece sequel, the song is the one played during the scratch phases :)

  • Shady Shariest

    “Compile Heart Trailer”
    “Not Safe For Work”
    What is this… Opposite-opposite day?
    Edit; That trailer had some disturbing jiggle physics ._.

  • Warboss Aohd

    the trailer told us little

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man enjoys NSFW material.

    • I like how all Spider-Man has to do is post something… anything… and he instantly gets a bunch of upvotes for it. Heh.

  • What the…
    What did i even watch

  • WyattEpp

    Because human physiology is hard.

  • Romancer Ecclesia

    inappropriate=will import.

  • Slickyslacker

    Dear god, it’s like Needless or SMT: Overclocked. Not quite on the Senran Kagura level, but still.

    • mockturtle

      I fail to see how this begins to approach SMT Overclocked.

  • TJF588

    The music is telling me to feel one way, but the absurdity — compounded by that same music, and capped with that dissonant, ominous rumble — has me frozen in a disbelieving gawk. I…can’t. What. This is? I don’t even.

  • megaten666

    My mind is full of PLOT elements!

  • cyberkinghardy

    I hope this is an RPG, cause I’m not a fan of MOVING PICTURES.

    • DyLaN

      It should be an card game RPG.

  • Juan Manuel M. Suárez

    I loved how one of the characters was proficient enough with her body to jiggle only one of her breasts. Importing~.

  • Brandonmkii

    Monster Monpiece was a ton of fun, fan service aside. Will definitely get a sequel.

  • Kumiko Akimoto

    So in appropriate in a western way or in appropriate in an actual in appropriate like porn way?

    • Go2hell66

      innappropriate as in a “partial nudity” kinda way

      • Kumiko Akimoto

        you mean a few seconds of blurry scene with barely comprehensible scene of white on a body?

  • Kumiko Akimoto

    Looks like they used live 2d so it and from the armor that lady was wearing it might be another monster monpiece or something like it

  • DanijoEX ♬ the Cosmic Owl

    Compile…You’ve just poked my curiosity….

    • 하세요

      Or is it YOUR curiosity that poked them?


  • Guest

    Looks like they’re gonna give the vita’s touch-screen a purpose. I like it when developers give an actual purpose for things (like Senran Kagura wit

  • The funny thing is I watched this at work on my phone lol.

    Whatever this is, I must import this day 1 lol *_*

  • XypherCode

    I’m sure I’ll enjoy the plot in this game.

  • Kaetsu

    I’m laughing so hard right now. These kinds of games always make me burst out in laughter.

  • Alicemagic

    Now that’s what I call an eye-catching article title.

  • Sentsuizan_93

    Wow. That’s…. That’s a lot of…… movement….
    But back on the topic of games, I’d say there will at least be a sequel to Monster Monpiece and (hopefully) if there is another announcement, a new Agarest game. I could totally do with a new Agarest game.

  • Warren

    I’m sorry ladies but plot sells…which is why this game will sell over 500,000 copies!

  • 하세요

    That single boob rotating part had me laughing. If this is your cup of tea, you’ll have plenty to sip from.

    • Isaac Newton

      This is not my cup of tea. But I can take this as my cup of milk! LOL

      • tubers

        A cup of tea.. that goes with that “milk” lol

  • Mirai

    I guess this is…. despair inducing?

  • almostautumn

    It’s the same music as when you evolve cards too, and the jiggly breast close-ups are the exact same as in Monmon: definitly something Monmon related, probably a sequel—
    Which I am 100% for as Monmon has been one of my favorite Vita games to date. Very simple, but very fun. They really botched up the single-player by not offering the +3 Mana cards until the very end (which required some chance/luck to get anyway), but in the end I overlooked that error and just still had a lot of fun. Hopefully this one is built more progressively.

  • ZekeFreek

    Why do localization companies have this irrational fear of card-battle games? We missed out on MonsterMonpiece and we’re prolly not getting Zillions of Enemies X either.

    What the fuck is wrong with card-battle games, guys?

    • TheExile285

      you think we missed MM because it was a card game? Lol

      • ZekeFreek

        I remember a lot of people asking Houk if NISA has any intention of releasing it and he said something to the effect of , “We don’t do card games. We just don’t”.

    • DyLaN

      Just look at the comment section of every iOS card game rpg. Tht and the genre doesn’t seem popular in the west.

      • almostautumn

        Yeah: it’s sort-of like VN’s. It’s just one of those design-types that isn’t appreciated via electronics. With VN’s everyone goes “I’d rather read a book,” and with card games everyone goes, “Well I’d rather actually play it with real-life people.”
        I’m of that crowd too, although I did enjoy MM as a single-player experience. I’d be willing to give the card-genre more of a try, but I’m definitely of the western cultural consensus on this one. I naturally associate card games with getting together with friends or being very much involved competitively, and those social, real-life characteristics are what model card-games as so enjoyable for me. Videogames take that away though, and more often than not I just can’t be bothered giving it a shot because of that.

  • Give me… that… plot!

  • Bunzi

    I’ve never loved being borderline gay more.

  • mojack411

    I feel dumber after watching that minute and 14 seconds. Give me back my brain cells! It looks like a game where you just fondle women.

    • DyLaN

      Except it isn’t. It is just part of the gameplay if MM is any indcation.

  • Getting this for the plot.

  • DyLaN

    Their PLOT is so powerful it overwrites the law of physics XD

    Also dat seal ^w^

  • revenent hell

    Woman bits DO NOT juggle like that……
    But I would probably by it anyways.

  • golden izanagi

    um wow that’s allot of plot lol.

    • Bouncy plot

      ( Oh gawd I can’t believe I just–… *faints*)

  • Linhua

    … = =;; … e-easy there, Compile Heart… you’re starting to turn my Vita into a Pervert Machine…

  • Hinataharem

    I would be terrified if my boobs moved on their own like that

  • Anthony Birken

    I may be missing the theme but all I noticed is that she can jiggle one boob at a time…is that a muscle thing?

  • Lester Paredes

    I don’t think Japanese game developers understand how boobs actually work…

    • Derek E Nay

      Maybe not. But I am not complaining.

      • Lester Paredes

        You should. Real boobs are much more fun. Therefore, realistically reacting fake boobs would be more fun than these… blobs? I can’t think of anything else to compare them to except amoebas.

        • Derek E Nay

          I understand what you are saying. Thank you. But, lets just say that I am emotionally scared from my ex fiance. I have issues opening up again to someone.

          • Lester Paredes

            Oh. Sorry. Ex-anything regarding a relationship can really mess with your head. Good luck and a speedy recovery. Also, talking to a professional does wonders. My wife and I did the same when we were having issues in our marriage and I do believe we came out better for talking to someone else about it.

  • Pheria

    Has this been reposted anywhere? Looks like it’s been taken off YouTube.

    I’d search, but it doesn’t have a name?

    EDIT: Think I found it.

  • Can’t view it. Think YouTube removed it.

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