Shadows of the Damned Trailer Says To “Enlarge Your Johnson”

By Ishaan . May 19, 2011 . 2:45pm

There…really isn’t much we can say about this Shadows of the Damned trailer:



If you’re wondering, yes, Johnson is the name of Garcia’s talking skull partner gun thing.

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  •  i have a “erection” from watching this

    cant wait lol

  •  I died when he said hitting the mark.

    Guess those demons have no choice but to swallow.

  • Even though I played some of Suda51’s other games I didn’t know about this until now.
    I guess I didn’t search long and hard enough.

    If I get the console for it may look into this one.

  •  Pretty fk’ing stupid but I guess stupid advertising is effective advertising 

  • PrinceHeir

     i need to upgrade my johnson…


  • dusk

    I saw “Enlarge your Johnson” and was immediately reminded of the subject title of most of my spam mails.

    • puchinri

      Hah! Right? Coupled with how well the trailed parodies an infomercial, it was just more ridiculous to me.  

  • MisterDandylion

     “Aaaaand for just $ 99.99, you not only take Johnson but also the Boner Pills so… you know…. Johnson has something to work with” xD

    This advertising was pretty convincing (at least to me!)

    This is gonna be a great game! :D

  • z_merquise

    Not only Garcia swings his Johnson, he can even enlarge Johnson. Looks like Grasshopper didn’t named the sidekick Johnson for nothing. 

    A game that’s awesome in style and presentation but at the same time, never takes itself seriously easily attracts me and Shadows of the Damned is among them.

  • heartless141

    man now to search for a woman with love for a 4 skulled johnson :D

  •  The humor is sooo lovely! 
    Day 1! Suda 51 and Shinji Mikami are AMAZING!!

  •  Contest over. Shadows of the Damned is the game of the year.

  • *Blushes* 

  • puchinri

    I love how Suda finds a way to make beam katanas and now Johnson’s, er, guns, the perfect …johnson. And I gotta say, I kinda want to play just to use Johnson now.  

  • Klarktastic

    Still on the fence about this one, awesome trailer tho. But the game looks like a regular third person shooter.

  • GOTY 2011!

    Muy muy muy muy bueno!

  • imaguni

    I am twelve and this looks awesome and way entertaining. I’m not even being sarcastic, I can’t wait to play this.

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