What’s Under Rosalina’s Gown In Super Smash Bros.?

By Ishaan . February 6, 2014 . 9:00am

The entire cosmos, apparently. Director Mashiro Sakurai shared over Miiverse: “It is said that the cosmos is beneath Rosalina’s gown. This was actually featured briefly in her debut video.”

I’m… not quite certain how you beat that.


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  • My type of woman.

  • Richard N

    Someone’s gonna think of a stupid pun for this, I can feel it coming….

    • Milton O’Bannon

      you can feel the…..COSMOS COMMING!?

      • DragKudo

        yahhhhhh hahahehehehehehehehehe

      • I would like to award you 500 internets.

      • God

        Why on earth didn’t you say cumming? On a side note, how come no one informed me i was the god of vaginal cosmos?!

      • Yan Zhao

        Totally not a Saint Seiya reference :3

    • Locklear93

      In b4 “big bang.”

  • Joshua Lewis

    bet there’s enough space for me under there :D

  • Michael Connell

    Well that proves alot of… fanart wrong ;)

    • Landale

      Well technically if it’s the entire cosmos they can’t be wrong, just omitting details not relevant to the goal of the work.

    • Shippoyasha

      Incoming galactic erotica fanart!

      • Niermyico

        Rule 34.

  • Niermyico

    Confirmed: God is a woman and, we’re living underneath her dress.

    • Niermyico

      Simon is gonna drill her cosmos!

      Oooo, drill ’em, oooo!

      • He doesn’t have the skill. Parin, on the otherhand! (Original drill master!)

        • Ultima-X

          You’ve never seen the series haven’t you?

          • I have. But I was continuing the drill joke. And referencing another video game at least.

    • Tylor Boreas Makimoto

      So, that’s what the sun is … Never would have guessed.

      • Raze

        Just like Kiara’s Heaven Hole…

      • Kazekage Gaara

        Made my day. ^-^ Thanks lol

    • Warren

      So does this mean that we as humans are “the crabs” and we’re waiting for God to get rid of us when she is is trying to get laid or tired of itching down there?

  • Леонид Родин

    I wonder what kind of guy she needs

    • Nightstar1994


    • God


      • Леонид Родин

        Whoa, you are one lucky guy, dude.

        • God

          I’m a deity, not a dude, i’ll let it slide only beacuse you are Deadpool…

  • ThatGuy3190_7

    Talk about becoming one with the universe.

  • DragKudo

    In all seriousness. Does she have Star printed panties?

    • God

      Look up and see for yourself.

    • Linhua

      … she wears cloudy blue undies in the day time… sunset orange clouds in the afternoon/evening… and starry midnight blue undies during bed time.

      • DragKudo

        Nice and you just gave me an idea for a story. Thank you.

        • Kazekage Gaara

          Oh noes not fanfics o.o

          • DragKudo

            Nah original story. Don’t really like fanfics.

  • KoRLumen

    Dressing each morning must be a real pain in the ***.

  • Tenabrus

    *sees title*
    no no no no nope no!
    *reads article*
    Well see now that’s actually kind of disappointing you know when you make a title like that it’s kind of better to just give out the obvious instead of this you damn cock tease.

  • icecoffemix


  • Warren

    This title was very misleading. I wanted undies or kitty panties, not the universe in which everything lives in! I can go outside and look at her undercarriage if this is it!

  • dahuuuundge

    cosmic panties

  • Hector Velar

    its a trap!

  • Zer0faith

    Dat clickbait.


    I have the drill that will pierce her cosmos

  • ryne11

    It was like throwing a hotdog down a universe anyway…

  • ShawnOtakuSomething

    a black hole *in coming jokes*

  • DuvJones

    Well, seems that Sakurai just finished watching Madoka.

  • AuraGuyChris

    In other news, I just noticed Siliconera is publishing individual stories for each snapshot now…

    • Nah, just the ones that seem informative. Every now and then we’ll do one that seems funny (like today’s… admittedly it was posted entirely because I couldn’t resist that headline), but I don’t like doing a separate story for each screenshot because there really isn’t that much to say. That’s why we just do a roundup on Mondays.

  • KyoyaHibari

    That’s a little bit too overt, unless it’s her attack or something. I would just love to see a more subtle trolling by the devs where someone tries to get an upblouse pic only to see the cosmos covering everything, that would be amazing.

  • Rosalina is men-star-ating.
    …I’m disgusting.

  • XaviIniesta

    So there’s a lot of space between her legs?
    Good to know…

    • Warboss Aohd


    • Linhua

      … lol… well played.

  • SetzerGabbiani

    Pic of Rosalina birthing Kos-Mos incoming.

  • I came here for the jokes and puns… I am very amused XD (Is that a bad thing?)

    • Linhua

      … nope… because I did too… XD … and I too am very amused.

    • RagingTiger44

      So did I.

  • Kelohmello


  • Tienron

    i wonder what would happen if you jumped underneath her would you just lost a stock life?

  • Curtis Kam

    Bow chika bow wow

  • Most female characters where you can see under her dress have a black hole. It’s just black. So if Rosalina has the cosmos under that dress, then when people try and check, they’ll see a starry night sky or something like that?

  • Kyle Fedora

    I don’t think the old “hotdog down a wet hallway” metaphor even begin to cover this…

  • Heath Bunch

    The night sky is one gigantic upskirt, and the King of the Cosmos keeps destroying her panties….good to know!

  • Göran Isacson

    Ginga Vagina!

    *Star Driver music starts to play. Rosalina summons a robot from between her legs. All is right with the universe*

  • Kazekage Gaara

    Funny how Nintendo has some of the most attractive females.Samus,Rosalina,Zelda,that one girl from Mario vs DK…and so on :3

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