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I never read GameStop’s game descriptions, but after seeing their creative advertisement for Chrono Trigger I started to. Most of them are bland sound bytes you would find on the back of a box, but a couple are unusually amusing. The text describing Kingdom Hearts Re: Chain of Memories jokes about how Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants and the ad for Shaun White: Snowboarding references an actress from the Golden Girls. Descriptions like these probably won’t sell more games, but they are pretty interesting to find.
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Images courtesy of Square Enix / Gamestop.
