Square Enix is taking job applications for Dragon Quest scenario writers right now. To apply, you have to submit two writing samples: an essay on your experience with the Dragon Quest series and a short story with four of the six themes.
This is where the job listing gets interesting.
The six themes are: legendary sword, pot lid, a memory that makes you smile, psychic powers, a beautiful woman who disguises herself as a man, and first love.
Prospective applicants should check the recruitment site for more details. Everyone else, dream up a Dragon Quest plot that uses four of the six themes.