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Senran Kagura: Estival Versus Shows Its Mock-Revolutionary Jiggling Console



So we’ve seen Senran Kagura producer Kenichiro Takaki and Marvelous put together a little trailer that poked fun at Project Morpheus and Oculus Rift with a “breast vision” device. The boob scientists are at it again, and this time, they have a whole new console.


As it turns out, the boob scientists felt that they forgot something with their previous creation—a sense that bridges the actual world with the digital world. Their new concept called “New-Rin Jokan” was made just to fix the problem.


“we’ve been working on the development of a completely new game machine, which calculates vibration, air pressure, and even sound pressure,” said the scientists.


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The product developed based on this concept is the “Pizap,” which was made using a servo motor to control both vertical and lateral swaying to bring out a more sense of realism to the jiggle.



The more the user runs, the more the game advances. The jiggles of the Pizap are linked to the game’s “PuruPuru Engine,” and players will even get to feel the real wind from the vibrations. It also has a safe and secure “anti-crime system” for nervous mothers that are afraid of their sons trying to get a peek.



According to “bakunyu-commentator Hisashi,” you can keep running with the machine, and eventually lead to encounters, falling in love, and even marriage, all thanks to the Pizap.


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“Play game or Playboy. The era in which you have to choose either to play games or be popular is finished. The appearance of this invention gives the meaning to a revolution that the more you play game, the more popular you are,” concluded the boob mastermind, Kenichiro Takaki.


Senran Kagura: Estival Versus is slated for release in Japan on March 26, 2015 for PlayStation 4 and PlayStation Vita.

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