Think Of The Children Tasks You With Keeping Idiot Kids Alive

As a busy parent, players need to tend the barbeque, set up a birthday party, or order food for their family, but also juggle the dangerous tendencies of their moron kids in fast-paced arcade game Think of the Children.

Think of the Children gives players a set of tasks to juggle while watching their kids. They will have to tend to menial family tasks, but at the same time, their kids will interact with rabid dogs, jellyfish, start playing in the road, knock down towers of goods in the grocery store, or start stuffing poison berries into their mouths. Players will need to break away from their tasks to stop these behaviors, yet somehow still complete what they’re up to, without child protective services taking their kids away from injuries.

Players can set up whatever family they like, customizing each member, to take to the local park, beach, supermarket, and more. One to four players can work together to keep their kids safe in local co-op, with successful parents unlocking new customization options.

Think of the Children is available now on Steam and the Humble Store.