Geoffrey Golden over from Liquid Generation has a hilarious article guide about how to reserve a Wii, broken down with tips on how to conquer each of the terrible worlds before pre-ordering gaming bliss.
WORLD 1: FIRST CUT ZONE
Level 1 – Tell YOUR BOSS that you’ll be late to work. Cast a lie spell on your boss, in order to begin your game (“I’m sick,” “my car broke down,” “I’m waiting in line for a Wii—uh, a week’s worth of hepatitis shots, cause I have hepatitis!”). Also, try to live near a Game Stop. That’s the “Waiting In A F***ing Line!” equivalent to the Konami code.
If you’re planning to wait outside Toys R Us you might want to read his tips, they could prove invaluable to keeping your sanity while waiting to reserve a Wii next weekend.
Published: Oct 18, 2006 07:13 am