Walkthrough: Reserving a Wii


Geoffrey Golden over from Liquid Generation has a hilarious article guide about how to reserve a Wii, broken down with tips on how to conquer each of the terrible worlds before pre-ordering gaming bliss.

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Level 1 – Tell YOUR BOSS that you’ll be late to work.  Cast a lie spell on your boss, in order to begin your game (“I’m sick,” “my car broke down,” “I’m waiting in line for a Wii—uh, a week’s worth of hepatitis shots, cause I have hepatitis!”).  Also, try to live near a Game Stop.  That’s the “Waiting In A F***ing Line!” equivalent to the Konami code.


If you’re planning to wait outside Toys R Us you might want to read his tips, they could prove invaluable to keeping your sanity while waiting to reserve a Wii next weekend.

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